I should probably masturbate
me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

(Source: countsassula)

internetkilledmylife:

I LOVE OVERSIZED SWEATERS SO MUCH THEY MAKE ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady)

(Source: animatedtext)

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

Sometimes we hold hands when we fuck

because we can be as rough as we want
with each other’s bodies

but me holding your hand is my way of reminding you

that I’m nothing but gentle with your heart.


HE. (via stayygone)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

milagredasrosas:

I really want this kind of marriage

natashi-san:

Literally me

(Source: floccinaucinihilipilificationa)

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.